12 Days of Christmas: 12th Day, The Swanson (Bacon-Wrapped Turkey Leg)

There are many things I love.  The recipe for the final day of Christmas (twelve drummers drumming) combines many of them.  Food that you can eat with your hands, bacon, and Ron Swanson.

I completely love Parks and Recreation.  I admit, I wasn't certain at first.  But I kept watching, with Alec's insistence, and am so glad I did.  Without it, I wouldn't know Ron Swanson.  And that would be incredibly, incredibly sad.  Because he is a man with an excellent mustache, a disdain for the human population, and a healthy love of bacon.  He's basically me.  But with a mustache.

And if I didn't know Ron Swanson, I would never had heard of The Swanson.

And if I had never heard of The Swanson, I wouldn't have had one of the most amazing things ever last night.  And today for lunch.  And there wouldn't be a second batch in the oven right now.

Missing out on all of that would be unforgivable.

What is The Swanson?  That's simple.  It's a bacon-wrapped turkey leg/drumstick.

And making them is just about as simple.  There's absolutely no reason not to make this as soon as possible.

So get going.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve drummers drumming...

The Swanson (Bacon-Wrapped Turkey Leg)
(makes 4 turkey legs)
from Arkansas Foodie

4 turkey legs
1 tsp ground black pepper
1 tsp paprika
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp sugar
1/4 tsp allspice
1/4 tsp ground sage
12 pieces bacon

Preheat oven to 300F.

Combine spices in a bowl.  Thoroughly rub the spice mixture on the turkey legs.

Wrap each leg in three pieces of bacon.

Place on a baking sheet.

Bake for 2 hours at 300F, then raise temperature to 350F and bake for another 25-30 minutes, until bacon is wonderfully browned.

Remove from oven and serve immediately.

...eleven pipers piping...


...ten lords a-leaping...

...nine ladies dancing...

... eight maids a-milking...

...seven swans a-swimming...

...six geese a-laying...

...five gold rings...

...four colly birds...

...three French hens...

...two turtledoves...

...and a partridge in a pear tree.

12 Days of Christmas: 10th Day, Salt-Baked Fish

Lords a-leaping.  This is where I derailed last year, due to debilitating stomach flu.  And which is why frog legs sadly make me a bit nauseous to this very day.

But not so this year!  This year I made salt-baked fish.  Because fish leap.  Lots of things do, really, but I haven't made fish in a while.  (Alec wanted rabbit, but I'll be making rabbit coming up for Of Mice and Men.)  And, we're both still healthy.  Which is the ultimate goal.

But I am beginning to suspect that there may be a 10th Day of Christmas curse.  Because this fish tried its damnedest to kill Alec with tiny, tiny fish bones.  While I had a few in mine (which is to be expected when cooking whole fish, so watch out), his was rather ridiculous.  Whoops.

I thought this was delicious.  The fish is baked whole in a solid coating of sea salt.  And it does not make it overly salty.  Instead, the salt serves to hold in the moisture and flavor from the stuffing.  And makes for a unique presentation when you crack the salt shell open with a spoon.  You could switch this recipe up to add whatever spices or stuffings you would like.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ten lords a-leaping...

Salt-Baked Fish
(serves two)
from Serious Eats

2 whole fish, about 3/4 pound each, or 1 whole fish, 1/ 1/2 pounds (use white-fleshed fish, like sea bass, trout, sole, or bream)
10 sprigs thyme
3 slices of lemon, halved
Olive oil
3 c. sea salt (2 c. coarse, 1 c. fine)
1 egg white
Water

Preheat oven to 400F.  Pat the fish dry inside and out.    Stuff each fish cavity with half the thyme and lemon.  Lightly grease the whole outside of the fish with olive oil.

 

In a medium bowl, mix together the salts and the egg white with your hand.  Add water a bit at a time until it reaches the consistency of wet sand that you might use to build a sand castle.  It needs to be moldable and to stick together.

On an ungreased baking sheet, pat down a layer of the wet salt the size of the two fish, about 1/4" thick.  Place the fish on the bed of salt and mound the remaining salt around each fish, 1/4" thick.  Create a tight seal.  Leave the head and tail exposed.

Bake for 30 minutes, then let rest for 10.  Use the back of a spoon to crack the salt crust.  Peel back the skin and lift off the top fillet.  Remove the bones, then lift out the second fillet, leaving behind the skin and bottom layer of salt.

Serve immediately.

 

 

...nine ladies dancing...

... eight maids a-milking...

...seven swans a-swimming...

...six geese a-laying...

...five gold rings...

...four colly birds...

...three French hens...

...two turtledoves...

...and a partridge in a pear tree.